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What Would the World be Like Without Children? Not nearly so Amusing, I think.
Two young sons from one family over the holiday period were about to watch a really scary film. The youngest of the two brothers was becoming a bit anxious as the film began and remarked "I don't think I should watch this in case I have frightening dreams." His older brother, always the optomist, reassured him "Don't worry about it even if you do have bad dreams - the visual effects will be fantastic!"
A young Mum was teaching her four year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For the next week the Mum recited the prayer, the little girl repeated it after her Mother. One night she said she was ready to say it by herself. Her Mum listened with pride, as she carefully said each line to the end..."And lead us not into temptation", she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
A young boy was asked by his teacher "why do you think a surgeon wears a mask when he performs an operation?" The young lad gave his reply. "So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it."
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